Hiii, I'm Bailey.
If you want to summon me, use a pentagram of 5 seconds of summer, spiderman, iced tea, oversized sweaters and netflix. I was awwmikey.
important ship question: who wears the “if found, please return to [name]” shirt and who wears the “i am [name]” shirt
Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso
THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A DEMON, WHY WOULD YOU NAME HIM AFTER CHEESE?
IT IS OBVIOUSLY A BLACK FLOOF AND HAS/WILL NEVER HURT A SOUL. DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT?!???!
no, no, no. watching you freak out is way more fun
GOOD GIRLS ARE BAD GIRLS WHO HAVENT SUCKED COCK
aries: passionate, Real, and assertive queen who won’t take ur shit
taurus: mad chill queen who is probably joking on u right now bc they love you
gemini: fun and sociable queen who knows everything and parties a lot
cancer: sweet queen who reminds u of ur mom and cries during every movie
leo: The Queen who is generous, animated, and loves to be loved
virgo: angelic queen who is in charge and radiates idyllic vibes; beyonce
libra: not a queen but the goddess aphrodite; probably likes art and does perfect winged eyeliner
scorpio: dark yet kind queen who’s always feelin some type of way; likes ghosts
sagittarius: philosophical and free-spirited queen; probably a fairy or something else that doesn’t like rules
capricorn: narcissistic Queen of Everything who werks hard and plays harder
aquarius: idealistic and unique queen who talks about world issues at parties
pisces: dreamy and ethereal queen who is probably sleeping rn as a means to rebel
Michael’s reaction to Adam Bomb suggesting he dye his hair so it glows under a blacklight.
I only need the three C’s in life:
only form w kids will get this: wen u bedazzle dolphins on ur crimson leaves while u didnt really SEE the grand canyon cuz ur a good girl woof reblog if u a tru 2014 kid