Hiii, I'm Bailey.
If you want to summon me, use a pentagram of 5 seconds of summer, spiderman, iced tea, oversized sweaters and netflix. I was awwmikey.
MCIHAEL STIP BEING SO RUDE
I stood naked over him and took a picture
Why do I love everything about this
I’m professor Annalise Keating and this is Criminal Law 101, or as I prefer to call it, how to get away with murder.
imagine a bouncy house filled with puppies
The question I’m asked most often as a defense attorney is whether I can tell if my clients are innocent or guilty.
I don’t care.
It wasn’t exactly legal..
"Honey, you don’t drink poison and wait for it to kill your enemy. Stop hitting walls and plot your r e v e n g e.”
a very sweaty and sleepy post concert luke crawling in bed with you in only his boxers despite you telling him he had to shower before bed and asking you to be the big spoon tonight because he’s homesick and wants to be held and as soon as his head touches the pillow he’s out and there’s no waking him up so you’re stuck with half of his body on top of you on the outside of the covers but it’s okay because he’s just a sleepy lil boy that likes to always be right next to you when he sleeps because sometimes he has nightmares or sad dreams and he needs to hold you real tight and listen to you tell him that everything will be okay and that you’re right there and then he’ll mumble I love you like seven times before falling asleep again
Ask/tell/request anything of me!
- Ask me a question
- Ask me an NSFW question
- Tell me to post a picture/selfie
- Send me “would you rathers”
- Send me “have you evers”
- Send me “marry, fuck, kills”
- Send me “this or thats”
- Ask me what I think about a celebrity or tumblr user.
- Send me weird/funny/creepy stories
- Tell me your crush’s description
- Ask for advice (but I’m shit at it)
- Ask me to draw a picture.
- Literally ask me anything
do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away
… oh what fun it is to kill someone and end up in jail